I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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