I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i can't believe i had my finger in that
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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