If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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