party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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