My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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