So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Actions speak louder than pants.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
