i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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