You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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