There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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