Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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