I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
tell me about the fingering
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