i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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