dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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