i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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