Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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