Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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