The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
