Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
he shaved USA in his pubs
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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