But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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