physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
How naked do you want me to be?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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