Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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