He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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