ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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