so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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