While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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