Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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