thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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