'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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