did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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