ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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