hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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