White coat. Heels.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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