I just made out with a guy for $7.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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