He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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