so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Houston, we have a blender
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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