god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
