I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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