We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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