Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
