if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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