you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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