you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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