Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The beer is more important than you right now.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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