Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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