Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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