Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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