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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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