Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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