I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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