is your mom at the bar?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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