We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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