Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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