Duck Duck Cougar?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Randomize
