Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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