I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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